Gentleman Caller

Gentleman Caller Nominated for an INNY!

Emily — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:11:48 +0000

Friends, Gentleman Caller has been nominated by the website improvisationnews.com for an award in the category of "BEST IN SKETCH, 2010". The award's called an INNY. YES, exactly: like the bellybutton. Please click on the link below and vote for us! xoxo Gentleman Caller
http://tinyurl.com/y9wpfmh

Gentleman Caller presents: Yours Truly, Gentleman Caller! Coming this March!

Emily — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:45:56 +0000

Hey, don't be a Dummy Bear: be a Gummi Bear! Come see our new show. Don't make the same mistake I did, which is die.
Sincerely,
Mummy Bear

Yours Truly, Gentleman Caller --Friday March 5th and March 12th, 7pm, at The People's Improv Theater in NYC
Get your tickets here:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/98781

Evan in Next Magazine!

Emily — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:30:22 +0000

Evan's featured in the latest issue of Next Magazine as one of New York's top gay superheros--and he's givin' a shout out to Gentleman Caller! NICE ONE EV

Happy Holiday Times from Gentleman Caller

Emily — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:43:00 +0000

Happy Holidays from Gentleman Caller..see you early 2010 with an all new show!

Gentleman Caller in Sketchprov Semifinals: Tonight!

Emily — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:19:24 +0000

Guys, we made it to the Semifinals at Sketchprov @ the PIT--despite going up against formidable opponents AND having poor Jack throw up a little last night on stage (He's ok! He's ok.) It'll all end tonight, what will happen, we're excited! Semifinals are at 8:30: You can get your tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/82825

DOODLETOWNE: THREE TIMES A LADY!

Emily — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:57:46 +0000

Gentleman Caller presents "THREE TIMES A LADY"--the final show in our moving Doodletowne Trilogy. Friday October 30th, 7pm, at the PIT!

Great “New Yorker” Cartoon Ideas I Submitted (That Were Rejected)

Emily — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:59:21 +0000

Image: A cat burglar sneaks into a swanky Park Avenue apartment. He is actually a cat.
Caption: “Meow! Where are the diamonds?”
Meaning: It’s New York: anything goes!

Image: Two New York kids playing in the sandbox.
Caption: “My nanny says we’re getting sushi today for lunch: Yum.”
Meaning: Can you even imagine?

Image: Two Central Park squirrels talking to each other.
Caption: “Fuggedaboutit.”
Meaning: Impossible to explain if you’re not from New York.

Image: A cowboy stands in a bagel store, the owner stares at him.
Caption: “Please leave.”

DOODLETOWNE: PART DEUXDLE!

Emily — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:08:16 +0000

Gentleman Caller is excited to invite you, Friday, September 25th to Doodletowne: PART DEUXDLE. If you saw us last month, you should come again, because we've got some great nude sketches. I MEAN NEW! I mean new.

Come on out! Join the fun! Come on down to Doodletowne!

Get tickets by clicking here:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/59737
xo
Evan, Michael, Kathy, Jack and Emily

Tips From A Skeleton: HOW NOT TO OFFEND ME

Emily — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:15:17 +0000

Do not try to guess how old I am by looking at my teeth-- I can tell that’s what you’re trying to do. Just ask.

After I make a joke, do not raise your eyebrows and say something stupid about a "funny bone". I've actually heard that one before! And it's never funny!

Do not say you have another skeleton friend, from camp, you forget his name. You don’t.

If you and I are making love, can you maybe refer to it as such? “Boning" or "Boning down", as a verb? I find it confusing, and it makes me uncomfortable. I AM bone.

Eggs On The Go!

Evan — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 05:25:03 +0000

Friday, August 28th: Gentleman Caller presents DOODLETOWN!

Evan — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:53:01 +0000

This summer, Gentleman Caller takes you to a wonderous new world where reality is just a little more... hilarious. Mark your calendars, gents. It's the perfect way to unwind on a Friday night & these are shows you DON'T want to miss.

August 28th, September 25th, & October 30th @ 7:00pm
The Peoples Improv Theater
154 West 29th Street just east of 7th Avenue

Friday JULY 24th, Gentleman Caller at the PIT! 9:30! Do it!

Emily — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:39:41 +0000

Come and see us with our good friends Meg and Rob-- Friday July 24th, 9:30 PM, at the PIT (154 W. 29th St, btw. 6th and 7th)!

Photos from Our Most Recent VIDEO SHOOT

Kathy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:55:06 +0000

When we do our makeup, WE GOTTA BE URBAN.

Tina's Tips!!!

Emily — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:55:24 +0000

Want to be a great cook, a fab host to your friends, but feel intimidated by all the things you don't know? I'm celebrity domestic guru Tina Del Rio, and I've got some tips that'll have you organizing your kitchen, cooking up a storm and throwing fabulous dinner parties-- in no time!

Tina Tip #1: Who says you have to spend a lot of money to have a great meal! You can usually come up with something great using the ingredients you already have in your fridge. Got a slice of bread, a tomato and some cheese? Why not:
1. Cut the tomato open
2. Cube the bread
3. Save the cheese for another day

Creative, simple …delicious!

(click the title for more)

Things I've Seen in Clouds (Least Favorites)

Emily — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:10:44 +0000

A dragon in a wheelchair

An irate Jesus

The word Cloud, spelled wrong ("clowed")

My own face (but with Jimmy Smits' eyes)

Jimmy Smits, with ruby eyes

My Friendster profile

A trash can filled with wet bagels

Friends (Season 2, Episode 3: "The One About Ross and Rachel")

One of those iPod dancers being pushed off a cliff

A Centauri Spelling

Shut up!

Evan — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:14:54 +0000

It's Electric! April 7th, 2009 @ 7:00pm @ The Peoples Improv Theatre

Evan — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:32:24 +0000

Tell your family, friends, & neighbors! And prepare to have your funnybone smashed.

Happy Holidays!

Kevin — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:03:18 +0000

To you and yours from Gentleman Caller.

Items I Brought to my Church Bakesale That Went Unsold

Emily — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 06:28:04 +0000

Swollen Cinnamon Balls
Butterbags
Peanut Butter Blisters
Dense n' Oilies
Wickerdoodles
Lemon Coconut Bummers

Meditation Station

Emily — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:05:56 +0000

While no one has complained about the lack of "sexy" on the Gentleman Caller website, perhaps it's time to admit that there are still other areas here that could be improved. Gentleman Caller's got a more spiritual side: and we're not afraid to show it! Just click on the Meditation Station link, and you'll be transported to a place where everyone can feel free to express their connection to a higher being/thing/whatever. And as a bonus, to help guide your spiritual journey, we've even included our signature prayer!